May 2013
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hetakiosk:
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viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
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batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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voidoid:
crissingachris:
having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides
this is the best description i’ve ever heard omfg
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hobbitsandlocks:
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is...
feelingstrangelyalive:
you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
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Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
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winchesterlicious:
mama, just killed a man
pulled a knife across his throat
served him for dinner, told a joke
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evaunit:
some fictional characters should be real and some real people should be fictional this is what i believe
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imahighfunctioningfangirl:
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avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
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ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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sushiandpie:
plaidimpala:
Will Graham is shopping for the perfect sweater at good will
then he stumbles upon it, the perfect sweater
it has a dog pattern
“Yes” he whispers “This is my design”
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
xwhatilovethemost:
1. open Google translate
2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese
3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english
4.
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
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The Marauders; A Brief Overview
danneel-harriss:
James Potter, better known as “Prongs”
James Potter was not a player (◕‿◕✿)
James Potter was not an idiot (◕‿◕✿)
James Potter was not a Seeker (◕‿◕✿)
James Potter was not after Lily Evans just for sex (◕‿◕✿)
James Potter is not “Jamie Potter”. Stop that fucking shit right now. (◕‿◕✿)
James Potter was not some beefy Muscle-head (Look at his fucking scrawny son for christ...
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batdude:
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL WARD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
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robbstark:
if you ever think you have it bad remember that my favourite character went to a wedding to have a moment of happiness and relief in the war and ended up with three arrows in his body and stabbed in the heart knowing that his mother and thousands of men died with him and then his head got cut off and they sewed an animal’s in its place to mock him
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